A Lonely Haitian Priest Wants a Girlfriend Via Zombies

Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№46)

Original Story: In Haitian folklore, it is believed the body is merely a holder of two spirits: the “ti bon ange” (personality and free will), and the “gro bon ange” (motor functions — can easily be stolen). When a person dies, the soul takes days…



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