Enjoy My Movie, Too? I Work Here, You Moron

I’m judging you harshly for your brain fart.

The name’s Ethan and I’m a ticket taker here at the Harkins Shea 14 multiplex. Of course, you know that! I took your ticket. Or, DO you know that? I remember our interaction exactly. You had one for Boss Baby 2. I told you it was in auditorium 8 to the right. And then I added…



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Calder Holbrook

Calder Holbrook is an LA comedy writer, and an actor most recently seen in Peacock's A.P. Bio.