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Five “Grand Party Entrance” Ideas for Excessive Attention Seekers
Don’t be lame by knocking on the door or texting “I’m here!” like everyone else.
1. The Party Police
Wear a police uniform while you bang on the door yelling, “POLICE! OPEN UP!” When the door opens, say, “OPEN UP….THIS SIX PACK!” as you hold your six pack of Natty Light in the air and everyone cheers. This option is perfect if you enjoy disappointing others then receiving praise for achieving the bare minimum.
2. The Shadow Thief
If you’re shy but still need that sweet validation, wear a black cloak and sneak in through the door behind another guest. Stick to the shadows. As soon as someone mentions your name and asks if you’re coming, reach a finger out from the shadows and tap on their shoulder. Say, “Surprise! I’ve been here for like two whole hours already! Now what’s this I hear about Kristen getting banned from Hobby Lobby after hooking up with Chad in the crochet section? She did WHAT with the crochet needle!?” Now when you meet Kristen at the party, you’ll have a fun talking point!
3. The Special Delivery
For any adrenaline-junkies out there, put yourself inside the biggest Amazon prime box you can find and have…
