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Greener Pastures Magazine

Kegan Witzki
Kegan Witzki

Jun 27

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Humor

Glitter, Glamor, and Gleeful Laughs

Magic Mondays — Celebrating Our Favorite Online Satire Pieces (Week of June 20th)

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My Rejection Of Makeup Is Totally Feminist And Has Nothing To Do With Me Not Knowing What Primer Is

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Kegan Witzki

Actor. Writer. Creator. Assistant to Dr. Folklore. https://linktr.ee/keganwitzki

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