Hallmark Introduces Its Year-Round Holiday Movie Lineup for 2023

Because Christmas Is Not the Only Holiday

Mary E. McCartney
Greener Pastures Magazine
3 min readDec 3, 2022

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Photo by Georgia Vagim on Unsplash

After the enormous success of our beloved Christmas movies, we asked: why stop at Christmas? Here’s our lineup of future holiday classics.

January 6: All I Want for Insurrection Day Is You
QAnon true believer Rick and Democracy Now videographer Jen become trapped in a time loop while stuck between stops on the DC Metro. They are forced to repeatedly relive the January 6 Capitol Insurrection. Will improbable love blossom and help them break out of the loop? It’s Pride and Prejudice meets Groundhog Day.

January 11: Alexander Hamilton’s Birthday Miracle
Laura, a frumpy, bespectacled American History professor, attends the smash Broadway musical on January 11, Hamilton’s birthday. She hits her head during intermission and is transported back in time to Hamilton’s 1804 birthday party. Laura tries to convince him to befriend Aaron Burr, but horndog Alexander is too distracted by her hidden beauty to hear her message. Will Laura save Alexander from an untimely death? Can Alexander convince Eliza to give Laura a make-over? Guest starring Heather Cox Richardson, Ron Chernow, and Wishbone the dog.

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Mary E. McCartney
Mary E. McCartney

Written by Mary E. McCartney

Writer, techie nerd, lover of funny things. Words in McSweeney’s, Widget, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, The Haven, End of the Bench.