Humor

How to Order Craft Beer

Without being absorbed by hipster nonsense.

Photo by Adam Wilson on Unsplash

STEP 1

Go to a bar. Somewhere in Brooklyn, preferably Greenpoint since Williamsburg is “too mainstream now”. Ugh, hipsters. You just want to order a fall appropriate drink! Why does it matter what neighborhood you’re in?

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Amy Currul

Words in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist. Co-founder of Greener Pastures Magazine. www.amycurrul.com & @amycurrul on Twitter. I really like doughnuts!