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Greener Pastures Magazine

Nat Hrvatin

Jun 1, 2021

3 min read

Humor

How to Set Up Two-Factor Authentication, According to Your Brain

It’s me, your brain, and I’m under attack!

I have been hacked by intrusive thoughts! I recommend enabling two-factor authentication for a clearer mindset.

Step One: Go to “Manage My Brain.”

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