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How to Set Up Two-Factor Authentication, According to Your Brain

It’s me, your brain, and I’m under attack!

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I have been hacked by intrusive thoughts! I recommend enabling two-factor authentication for a clearer mindset.

Step One: Go to “Manage My Brain.”

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Nat Hrvatin

Nat Hrvatin

Nat Hrvatin is a humor writer from Cleveland, Ohio. Check out her website nathrvatin.com or follow her on Twitter and Instagram @NatHrvatin.

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