I, A Millennial, Have Come to Accept That I Am The Problem

I’ve finally realized the truth: everything is definitely my fault

Hey, it’s me, a millennial. Recently, a strategist said that millennials were to blame for the current economic downturn, and it really got me thinking.



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Kelley Greene

Writer and performer based in Chicago. Sentient wheel of cheese, found online at or Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene