Humor

I, Prometheus, Bringer of Fire, Can’t Believe You’re Still Using Brick Ovens

You’ve GOTTA be more energy-conscious

Photo by Christian Paul Stobbe on Unsplash

Hey mortals, it’s me: Prometheus. Y’know, the Titan that gave you fire and got punished by his best friend, Zeus, and their giant eagle gnawing at his guts? Yeah… we need to talk.

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Adam Campbell-Schmitt
Greener Pastures Magazine

A writer and editor living, laughing, and loving in the NYC suburbs. Twitter: @adamcswrites