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“Stop Shushing Me! YOU Shush!”

An Editorial Inspired by Tucker Carlson

K.E. Flann
Greener Pastures Magazine
3 min readMar 26, 2021

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There’s no ideal more American than freedom of speech, so I pen some words today to insist that everyone must STOP speaking to us about our speech. I think my words represent a lot of us when I say that we are offended that our comments about “lynching” or “the China virus” or “storming the Capitol” are called…

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K.E. Flann
Greener Pastures Magazine

Laughs in McSweeney’s, Weekly Humorist, and more. Author of How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, and Other Movie Monsters.