FITNESS HUMOR

It’s Me, Your Neglected Gym Membership

What, did you forget I even exist?

Photo by oOhyperblaster via Shutterstock

Long time no see. What have you been up to? Obviously not exercising much by the looks of it. Relax, I’m not going to fat shame you. You can’t do that nowadays, with all the “cancel culture” flying around. Though it’s obvious, you can’t quit me.

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Ryan Zaharako

Ryan Zaharako

U.S. Marine (95-99)| U of Texas grad | Clio Key Art Award-winning copywriter | Support my writing by becoming a Medium Member! https://bleedingmarine.medium.com