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Kick-Start Your Panic With These Morning Hacks

Wake up, you’re behind schedule!

James Klein
Greener Pastures Magazine
3 min readJan 19, 2024

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Good morning! Time to start worrying. You wasted the night sleeping when you should have been staying informed, creating content, making friends, getting in shape, cleaning the house, succeeding at work, improving your wardrobe, finding your soulmate, and crossing things off your to-do list…

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James Klein
Greener Pastures Magazine

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