Meet McKartleigh: The First American Girl Doll To Storm The Capitol Building

Gwen Coburn
Greener Pastures Magazine
4 min readJan 6, 2022

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Meet McKartleigh!

Say hello to the newest AG Historical Doll, McKartleigh Ayn Jensen. McKartleigh is the first far-right American Girl Doll, and our first official AG Doll on the no-fly list! Her book series follows the Jensen family as they travel across the US in 2021, storming the United States Capitol and our hearts. McKartleigh shows young girls that they can accomplish anything, like treason. Enjoy our special sneak-peek excerpts from her first book, Meet McKartleigh.

Chapter one: Homestead

McKartleigh was out back reading her favorite book when Mother called her for dinner. The well-worn cover showed a picture of a glamorous woman under the words “Never Play Dead” and “Tomi Lahren”. “I won’t, Tomi, I won’t” McKartleigh whispered. She shut her book and ran inside, ducking under the familiar yellow flag with the snake on it that hung in the doorway, his jaws wide open. McKartleigh liked to imagine that the snake was laughing after hearing a really funny joke.

Chapter Three: Pizza Night

Trip Jensen burst into the house carrying a large flat cardboard box, a delicious steam rising up from under the top flap. All his friends and family called him Crow, but to…

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Gwen Coburn
Greener Pastures Magazine

Gwen Coburn is a writer and comedian based in Boston. She has strong opinions about feminism, horses, and gardening TikToks. gwencoburn.com