Moshe, the Jewish Elf
Would you mind if I told you about Chanukkah, please?
Hello, my name is Moshe, and I’ve schlepped all the way down here from the North Pole to tell you about an apparently little-known holiday called Chanukkah.
Didn’t know there were Jewish elves? I, like so many of my human counterparts, have spent many a formative year…