HUMOR
President Trump’s Executive Proclamation Honoring the Great American Playwright Arthur Miller
He never made a dime in the real estate business, but he was a true giant of Broadway.
ARTHUR MILLER DAY, 2020
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: A PROCLAMATION
Although Arthur Miller never made a dime in the real estate business, he was a true giant of Broadway, before De Blasio ruined it. Miller thrilled audiences with monumental works of stage and screen, including:
In All My Sons (1947), the heroic patriarch of a family business makes a fortune selling aircraft engines that happen to be a little bit defective. He smartly avoids prison by blaming it all on his business partner. But his sons are totally ungrateful.
In Death of a Salesman (1949), successful businessman Howard Wagner, who successfully inherited the business from his father, is unfairly blamed for the death of some loser employee.
In The Crucible (1953), a ballsy judge prosecutes a slave, a couple of broads, and 91 Massachusetts Dems, based mostly on stuff that people saw in their dreams.
In A View from the Bridge (1956), a patriotic American wants to boink his wife’s 18-year-old niece, so he bravely reports two illegals to immigration.
In The Misfits (1961), Clark Gable, who sells wild horses for dog meat, is porking Marilyn Monroe (35–22–35).
Offstage, Miller married Monroe and turned her into a Jewish. Later, he dumped her like a dog. At age 89, he still had the juice to bone a 34-year-old.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 17, 2020, as Arthur Miller Day.
