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Product Release: GE Mantis™

Hyper-Detailed Sonogram Technology Can Detect Details of Fetus’s Body and Soul

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Baltimore, MD — May 15, 2021

GE is proud to announce our newest ultrasound product, forthcoming in summer 2022: the Mantis™, affectionately known at GE headquarters as ‘Shrimpy.’ Like its ocean-going namesake, the Mantis™…

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