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Proposed Beatles Song Advertising Tie-Ins

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Gregg Siegel
1 min readSep 1, 2022

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Why Don’t We Do It In The Road Ranger

Baby You’re A Rich Manwich

Love Me ‘Dew

The Ballad of John and Yococo Lopez Real Cream of Coconut

Lady McDonald’s

Do You Want To Know A Secret Invisible Solid Antiperspirant and Deodorant

I Should Have Known Better Than Butter

Got To Get You Into My Life Multigrain Cereal (Proposed Co-Promotion with Horizon Milk)

Get Bactine

Eleanor RiggBeats by Dr. Dre

I Want To Hold Your Handi Wipes Multi-Use Reusable Cloths

Eiffel Fine Camembert

Here Comes The Sunny D

YesterDayQuil b/w A Hard Day’s NyQuil

And I Love Hershey’s Brand Milk Chocolate

Polythene PAM Non-Stick Cooking Spray

She’s Leaving Home Depot

The Night Be409 Spray Cleaner

Fool On The Hillshire Farm Smoked Sausage

Penne Lane Fine Italian Cuisine

She Loves Yuban Traditional Roast Ground Coffee

Twist And SHOUT Triple-Acting Laundry Stain Remover

Yelp!

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Gregg Siegel
Greener Pastures Magazine

Gregg Siegel is a freelance copywriter, former freelance jokewriter for several late night shows and a competitive punner. Yes, that’s a thing.