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Quiz: Excerpt From My Middle School Diary or Taylor Swift Lyrics?

Because Taylor Swift made speaking teenage girl into a timeless art form worth $400 million

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1. We’re going to a dance tonight and I just want there to be no drama.
2. I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me.
3. You’ve ruined my life by not being mine.
4. That fight made us closer. I love him so much.
5. My heart is completely smashed in a blender. I know they will end up going out and I will end up alone with a miserable love life.
6. Someday I’ll be living in a big ole city and all you’re ever gonna be is mean.
7. And I might be okay but I’m not fine at all.
8. It’s the last day of school and I feel so much older and more mature.
9. Drew talks to me, I laugh ’cause it’s just so funny
10. What do you do when the romance psychologist runs out of advice for herself?
11. I want a boyfriend but not so bad that I’m desperate and I’ll take anyone.
12. How long will it be cute, all this crying in my room.
13. I gave Drew a hug on Valentine’s Day and now I feel like such a H O A R!

Answers:

1. My middle school diary
2. “End Game” — Taylor Swift
3. “Gorgeous” — Taylor Swift
4. My middle school diary
5. My middle school diary
6. “Mean” — Taylor Swift
7. “All Too Well” — Taylor Swift
8. My middle school diary
9. “Teardrops On My Guitar” — Taylor Swift
10. My middle school diary
11. My middle school diary
12. “Nothing New (Taylor’s Version)” — Taylor Swift
13. My middle school diary