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Quiz: Fox News or “Wuthering Heights”?
Which gothic romance gone wrong is it?
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2 min readMar 15, 2023
- “I hate him passionately. … What he’s good at is destroying things.”
- “I am a rebel — I will never be happy until I am in possession of my rights.”
- “He’s the undisputed world champion of that. He could easily destroy us if we play it wrong.”
- “His businesses now ruined! The brand is now poison!”
- “I cannot live without my life! I cannot die without my soul.”
- “It’s disgusting. I’m trying to look away.”
- “May you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you — haunt me, then! The murdered DO haunt their murderers, I believe.”
- “He’s a demonic force, a destroyer. But he’s not going to destroy us. I’ve been thinking about this every day for four years.”
- “I have to remind myself to breathe — almost to remind my heart to beat!”
- “This is the closest thing I’ve seen to an existential crisis.”
- “Treachery and violence are spears pointed at both ends; they wound those who resort to them worse than their enemies.”
- “We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been…
