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Spirit Airlines Flight, Alcoholic Spirit, or The Holy Spirit?

A study guide for the spiritually inclined

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Forsaken Films
  1. Should not be taken on an empty stomach.
  2. Requires a lot of trust.
  3. Encourages you to read about the safety measures that are necessary for salvation.
  4. May cause a burning sensation in the bosom.
  5. Serves people throughout the United States, the Caribbean and Latin America.
  6. Can be purchased for under $30.
  7. Moves people.
  8. May produce a subtle feeling of gratitude, peace, reverence, or love.
  9. Uncomfortable when going down.
  10. Often separated into 7 categories or characteristics.
  11. Sought by people going through tough times.
  12. Operates above the earth.
  13. Can take a liquid form.
  14. Groups of people often gather together in a crowded location to experience it.
  15. May cause death.

ANSWER KEY:

Spirit Airlines Flight: 1 — 15

Alcoholic Spirit: 1–15

The Holy Spirit: 1–15

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Fleurette Modica
Greener Pastures Magazine

Writer/Performer. LA girl masquerading as a New Yorker. Nutritional yeast and cover band enthusiast.