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Ted Cruz Reviews Game of Thrones’ Final Season
This proud GOP member hated the ending of GOT!
When I’m not accidentally liking pornographic tweets or inciting a coup, I binge peak TV. I’m a little late to the game in hating on Game of Thrones’ final season, but in light of recent events, I wanted to express my outrage at the way the season turned out. Obviously, the Battle of Winterfell was not started by the Night King, but was in fact a false flag operation, staged by the Stark family to regain control of the North.
I wasn’t shocked that Jon, Sansa, Arya, and the rest of their bannermen stooped that low. The Starks were establishment politicians who spent eight seasons taking the Night King’s actions out of context to advance their own agenda and using fake-news, lame-stream Ravens to paint the frozen zombie King as a monster. It only follows that the far-left Starks fabricated a sham attack on Winterfell in an attempt to discredit the Night King and his loyal army of Undead. What is surprising is that nobody else is acknowledging this.
I’ve watched the episode several times and there is no evidence that any of the violence was actually committed by White Walkers and not by, let’s say, heavily made-up Dothraki.
