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The Culinary Recreation Arts Program for 3-Star Hotel Breakfast Buffets

I hope you’re not hungry.

WhatTheZem
Greener Pastures Magazine
3 min readOct 12, 2023

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Thank you for your interest in the Culinary Recreation Arts Program (CRAP) for 3-star hotel breakfast buffets. At our prestigious school, you will learn cutting-edge techniques from semi-knowledgeable instructors who currently work in many of the mediocre kitchens…

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WhatTheZem
Greener Pastures Magazine

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