Dec 4, 2021
2 min read
Humor
The DNC Gives a Halftime Speech
Vote so hard your grandma feels it!
Look, I’ll be honest, team. We’re getting creamed out there. Republicans are running the field. And we only have one group to blame. Our voters.
Those cockwaffles completely screwed us. Record-breaking turnout, my left nutsack. Those lazy dickbiscuits simply aren’t voting hard enough, and…
