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The Lorax Is Stuffed and Hanging on My Wall

They’re at the far end of right, where the winds of change blow, and they dream of mid-terms and turning back Roe

Tom Billings
Greener Pastures Magazine
3 min readApr 25, 2022

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Illustration by the author.

In an effort to counter the recent onslaught of progressive books aimed at indoctrinating children, the GOP is launching its own re-write of some popular Dr. Seuss titles. The new books include:

Hop on Cop

This great bedtime read teaches young and old alike about the leftist conspiracy to de-fund police departments across the country.

Horton Steers the WHO

This cleverly illustrated work tells the story of Dr. Richard Horton (editor of The Lancet who denounced the US withdrawal from World Health Organization as a “…crime against humanity…”) and his disproportionate influence on the WHO.

The Crat in the Hat

The only pop-up in the series, this book chronicles the story of Sean O’Mahoney, a real-estate agent recruited by the radical left and trained at a secret camp in Oregon to infiltrate the GOP. All, of course, while wearing a MAGA hat.

How the Wench Stole Christmas

This is the story of Nancy Pelosi’s behind-the-scenes role in manipulating the 2020…

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