The Morning Habits of Highly Successful Cervical Polyps

A modern growth’s guide to success!

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The harrowing truth about being a cervical polyp is that generally, everyone ignores you. It’s been totally up to us to figure out how to survive, thrive, and make our voices heard in an uncertain uterine future. With generations of polyps that have come and gone before us…




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