Humor

The Ultimate Hallmark Christmas Movie Recipe

Perfect female subjugation, every time.

Photo by Yulian Karadzhov on Unsplash

Ingredients

105lbs beautiful, successful City Girl who feels unfulfilled

120–140lbs sidekick, preferably Gay Man™ or Married Woman™ brand

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Laura Skopec

Laura Skopec

Laura Skopec is a writer and comedian whose work has appeared in McSweeney’s and Slackjaw. Her half-hour comedy pilot, “Clown Town,” is in development.