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The Wolfman Gets a Full-Body Manzillion Waxing

From Halloween to howling-sheen

R.D. Zaharako
Greener Pastures Magazine
3 min readOct 26, 2021

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Art by mrjo via ShutterStock

Every year for Halloween, the were-wife and I travel to London to raise a little hell. During one trip, we were walking in the rain in Soho looking for Lee Ho Fook, our favorite Chinese place (the beef chow mein is to die for!), when we passed a waxing spa offering a special on “manzillions.”

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R.D. Zaharako
Greener Pastures Magazine

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