The Worst Thing Goop Enthusiasts Did During the Pandemic

I ate a donut and ruined my radical diet where you don’t eat sugar or anything associated with girliness, joy and positivity.

**By Catherine Weingarten and Kelley Greene**



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Kelley Greene

Writer and performer based in Chicago. Sentient wheel of cheese, found online at or Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene