This Is Your Super-Qualified Captain Speaking

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“A pilot lied about his flying experience to get a job at British Airways but was found out when he pressed a button “no qualified pilot would”, sources told The Times. Craig Butfoy, 49, was jailed this week for lying about his level of flying experience to get a job.” - The Times March




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A writer and editor living, laughing, and loving in the NYC suburbs. Twitter: @adamcswrites

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