TMNT’s Splinter Gives Ribbon-Cutting Ceremony Remarks on Return of NYC’s 24-hour Subway Service

Remarks by Master Splinter

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I, Splinter, am humbled to welcome you to the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the restoration of 24-hour subway service. What an awe-inspiring moment it is to stand here before you, New York City commuters, Mayor Bill de Blasio, and my fellow rats, to mark this…

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