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Trader Joe’s Celebrates the Cuisine of White American Culture with New “Trader Chad’s” Product Line

We care about cultural appropriation. Honest.

Mary E. McCartney

Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

3 min readAug 31, 2021

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Photo by Mary E. McCartney

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Contact: Chip Winston, Media Relations for Trader Chad’s

Mary E. McCartney

Written by Mary E. McCartney

Writer for

Greener Pastures Magazine

Writer, techie nerd, lover of funny things. Words in McSweeney’s, Widget, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, The Haven, End of the Bench.

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