https://picryl.com/media/unidentified-young-soldier-in-confederate-uniform-and-south-carolina-forage-2 and https://unsplash.com/photos/IFkmVu9xiTc

Humor

Two-Year-Old Brooklyn Baby or Confederate Army Soldier?

Gettysburg or Williamsburg?

1. Jackson Zeigler
2. Noah Woolf
3. Xander Lewis
4. Lucas Westing
5. Aiden Gray
6. Liam Henderson
7. Mason Harper
8. Ethan Fogel
9. Milan White
10. August Schneider
11. Hazen Millen
12. Grayson Olinger
13. Rex Lee
14. Elijah Conor
15. Jayden McInerney

Answer Key

Confederate Army Soldier: 1, 2, 5, 7, 10, 11, 12, 14. They died on the battlefield protecting the greatest stain on American history, the enslavement of black men and women.

Two-Year-Old Brooklyn Baby: 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 13, 15. They will grow up to podcast about their struggles with privilege and gluten sensitivity.

Note: All Confederate Army soldier names are real (at least according to ancestry.com, which is never ever wrong). No Brooklyn babies were outed in the writing of this piece. Those names were based on a list of popular Brooklyn baby names from two years ago. If any Brooklyn babies happen to have the same name, it is purely coincidental…and entirely predictable.