We, The Council of Panem, Eliminated All Publicly Elected Offices Because We Didn’t Like Who The Districts Wanted To Nominate

We’ll just have to choose their leader for them!

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“The Buffalo Common Council will “explore” a city manager form of governance to replace the office of mayor….The report is due in 90 days




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Amy Currul

Amy Currul

Words in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist. Co-founder of Greener Pastures Magazine. & @amycurrul on Twitter. I really like doughnuts!

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