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Your Beautiful New York Apartment Awaits

New York: A tiny patch of land at the farthest edge of Staten Island

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This spacious, 7x7 one-bedroom apartment is perfect for a newly-engaged couple’s starter marriage.

Amenities

• Lots of natural light through a single glory hole.

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Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Writer of words. Mocker of people and things. Dog mom to Hercules. Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady, and Jane Austen’s Wastebasket.