Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line
Your teenager will be with you whenever they feel like it
Hello, you have reached your teenager’s customer help line. If you know your party’s extension, please dial it now.
“You don’t have an extension. Or customers.”
Otherwise… Press 1 to hear that your teenager only responds to DMs.
Press 2 to download the app you’ll need to send them DMs.
Press 3 to hear them laughing as you struggle to use it.
“I just need to know when you’re bringing the car back.”
Press 1 to let your teenager take the car whenever they want.
Press 2 to let them keep the car forever.
Press 3 to buy them a car that’s better than yours.
“I don’t want any of those options.”
Press 1 to put money into your teenager’s bank account.
Press 2 to automatically deposit money whenever they need it.
Press 3 to speak with a customer service representative.
You selected 3 — speak with a customer service representative. Is that correct?
“Yes.”
