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Why We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A Republican
Why We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A Republican
We believe all dogs deserve a loving home. Even conservative ones.
Kara Panzer
Apr 23
You Call That Art? My Six Year-Old Kid Could Critique Art Culture More Trenchantly Than That!
You Call That Art? My Six Year-Old Kid Could Critique Art Culture More Trenchantly Than That!
You call that art? You’re gonna show me this and you’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me you think you’re some kinda artist? Lemme…
Lillieefranks
Apr 18
A Travellers Discovery
A Travellers Discovery
Samuel Swap
Apr 17
61 Ways A Soup Tin-Lid Can Kill You
61 Ways A Soup Tin-Lid Can Kill You
Life Lessons Of My Dad
Howard McKenzie-Murray
Apr 16
How to Make Paying Your Taxes Fun
How to Make Paying Your Taxes Fun
You Can Take the Pain Outta Payin’!
Karl Lykken
Apr 2
An Afternoon Assignment as an Undertaker
An Afternoon Assignment as an Undertaker
Who is Pam?
Dan Kutiri
Mar 29
15 Signs They Aren’t Right For You (According To Pop Songs)
15 Signs They Aren’t Right For You (According To Pop Songs)
You just can get them out of your head. And it’s, like, a total non issue.
Amy Greenlee
Mar 28
What You Said and How My Anxiety Blew It Up: Non-Binary Edition
What You Said and How My Anxiety Blew It Up: Non-Binary Edition
What you said: “Woo! Girls night!!” My anxiety: “You have no friends.”
Cassie Soliday
Mar 27
Journey to Egypt: A One Day Rip-Roaring Adventure of the Mysteries, Wonder, and Legendary Diarrhea
Journey to Egypt: A One Day Rip-Roaring Adventure of the Mysteries, Wonder, and Legendary Diarrhea
Americans are famous for being giant walking assholes. Now you’ll really feel like one!
Lindsey Lanpher
Mar 26
A Pungent Plunge Into Trader Joe’s Oats & Seeds Non-Dairy Beverage
A Pungent Plunge Into Trader Joe’s Oats & Seeds Non-Dairy Beverage
My palate is overwhelmed by a cacophony of flavors, the most pronounced of which is “stale seeds.”
Viktoria Shulevich
Mar 13
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