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Rebranding Announcement 🚧📦
Rebranding Announcement 🚧📦
All submissions on hold
Kegan Witzki
Dec 6
Your Workout Tips Are Unwelcome — But Mine Are Helpful and Supportive
Your Workout Tips Are Unwelcome — But Mine Are Helpful and Supportive
The gym is my sanctuary. To get fit, healthy and push away the day’s stress. And I don’t want to be interrupted with your workout advice…
Jklongneck
Nov 12
8 Ways to Spice Up the Bedroom This Veterans Day
8 Ways to Spice Up the Bedroom This Veterans Day
Get your partner in the mood by storming the beaches of Normandy in your living room.
Mike Todasco
Nov 11
Breathe out what ails you and breathe in some humor!
Breathe out what ails you and breathe in some humor!
Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Pieces of Satire Lately (Week of 11 November 2024)
Cassie Soliday
Nov 11
14 Ways to Relieve Your Social Anxiety at a House Party
14 Ways to Relieve Your Social Anxiety at a House Party
Light a Candle. Then use it to set the drapes on fire.
Justin Courter
Nov 8
Stop-and-Chat Survival Guide
Stop-and-Chat Survival Guide
Social interactions can strike when you least expect them!
James Klein
Nov 7
How To See The Glass Half Full In 13 Steps
How To See The Glass Half Full In 13 Steps
In under five minutes. It also involves a raccoon. And no bad luck.
Andreea Tanase
Nov 6
Future Arguments of the Trump Campaign
Future Arguments of the Trump Campaign
Because we know this isn´t going to be an easy one
Gunnar Birgisson
Nov 5
Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party
Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party
One of the highlights of being an undecided voter is announcing if you’re going to vote Democrat or Republican (or third-party!) in an…
Saba Khonsari
Nov 4
The GOP’s New Last-Minute Slogan for the 2024 Election: “Make the Middle Ages Great Again” (MMAGA)
The GOP’s New Last-Minute Slogan for the 2024 Election: “Make the Middle Ages Great Again” (MMAGA)
Let’s protect America’s heritage by getting medieval!
Mary Flannery
Nov 4
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