The Monkeypoxalypse Should Be Keeping You Up At Night
Forget monkeypox. Why are there so many monkeys in art?
After Covid, virologists are already bored with monkeypox. Can you blame them? It is a virus strain with a mortality rate of 1–3% (but only in rural Africa), an R0 of less than 1, and we already have a pretty badass vaccine.
Some piddly DNA virus that makes your face erupt in pus-filled boils and mutates at the rate of a decomposing Twinkie is laughable after the shitshow we survived. (For the record, Covid and the 1918 Influenza outbreak were fast-mutating RNA viruses. Big difference.)
Besides, humans eradicated its equally disgusting cousin, smallpox. (Except for that secret vial Putin keeps under his bed. I want you to sleep well tonight.)
But what is terrifying is (gulp)…monkeys. Monkeys are lust-hungry little devils waiting to bite your face off. Yes, I know they didn't cause the latest apocalyptic horseman, but they are still evil.
Or at least they are in art history.
Monkeys in the margins
It's hard to find a medieval manuscript without frolicking monkeys in the margins. This is referred to as "monkey marginalia" by those who refuse to take pre-modern academia seriously.