Pick up lines for Growth Hackers

On a particularly hot afternoon in Amsterdam, the Growth Tribe team got a touch too creative…

And so the fun began…

• What’s your bounce rate?
• Can I scrape your number?
• You are in my funnel!
• Do you wanna go into hard data right away or first do some soft data?
• Do you want to receive some gentle push notifications?
• According to Mixpanel you are highly likely to convert.
• What’s your customer acquisition cost?
• Can I retarget you with my pixel?
• Stop with all those push notifications
• I’m exploring channels, let’s do some competitor piggybacking
• Do you wanna scrape my web?
• Is it you or is my Hotjar on fire?
• Can I land on your page?
• How big is you data set?
• How many touch points you need to convert?
• How long is your loading time?
• I need to do some user testing…
• Can you inspect my hard data?
• Would you like to join my soft launch?
• Wanna see my long tail strategy?
• I’m going to optimize your WOW moment…

Got any good ones to add to the list? ;)