Pick up lines for Growth Hackers
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1 min readJul 21, 2016
On a particularly hot afternoon in Amsterdam, the Growth Tribe team got a touch too creative…
And so the fun began…
- What’s your bounce rate?
- Can I scrape your number?
- You are in my funnel!
- Do you wanna go into hard data right away or first do some soft data?
- Do you want to receive some gentle push notifications?
- According to Mixpanel you are highly likely to convert.
- What’s your customer acquisition cost?
- Can I retarget you with my pixel?
- Stop with all those push notifications
- I’m exploring channels, let’s do some competitor piggybacking
- Do you wanna scrape my web?
- Is it you or is my Hotjar on fire?
- Can I land on your page?
- How big is you data set?
- How many touch points you need to convert?
- How long is your loading time?
- I need to do some user testing…
- Can you inspect my hard data?
- Would you like to join my soft launch?
- Wanna see my long tail strategy?
- I’m going to optimize your WOW moment…
Got any good ones to add to the list? ;)