Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well | GlossyNews.com

European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently.

Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership of the Islamic State.

French jihadists are irritated at having to get up at 5 am every day for training, and are suggesting a 15-hour week, along with a nice slap-up meal every seven days.

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