Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’ | GlossyNews.com

Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’

This confidential excerpt is very revealing.

#1 A bidet is not a toilet. Not even if you are the best bidet sitter of all. The Donald bidet-sits the best! Nobody sits bidets like the Donald. Well, yeah. Nobody shits them either, like he does.

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