Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’ | GlossyNews.com
Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’
This confidential excerpt is very revealing.
#1 A bidet is not a toilet. Not even if you are the best bidet sitter of all. The Donald bidet-sits the best! Nobody sits bidets like the Donald. Well, yeah. Nobody shits them either, like he does.
Want to read more? Click the link!
Originally published at: glossynews.com.
If you found this article edgy, please hit the heart button, and maybe even follow my account!
I also have a Patreon account, where you can sponsor me for just $1 a month!
For feedback, suggestions or collaborations, please email me at: email@example.com
Don’t underestimate the power of my creations, because…