NUS bans Holocaust Commemoration at UK Unis

Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have taken advantage of the post-exam lull by sneaking in a typically creative and imaginative motion.

The motion was passed by 19 votes to zero, as most students were out getting plastered.

Because, after all, it’s the end of the university year in most of the UK, and most students are reluctant to spend a single penny of our student loan for the vast majority of the academic year.

The motion, translated from the original Pig-German, reads as follows:

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