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You walk up to your door to discover three boxes, carefully balanced on top of each other. They don’t share the grace of ice skaters who hoist someone in the air with one hand but sounder than you, who’s too clumsy to be deemed cute.

Great, more deliveries. The penultimate step before immersing in the viscous slime of…