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I Spent Ten Years Devising the Perfect Crime Against Society

House hunters, beware!

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You wake up groggy-eyed on a Wednesday morning, superbly regretting last night’s Netflix binge. When will I grow up? You mutter under your breath, licking your cracked lips. As your hand reflexively reaches for your phone, you see a notification that makes you almost drop it on the floor.