Startup Life SatireJan 27
Common behaviors of a Startup Founder
- The Paleo Diet.
- Cross-fit or SoulCycle like once a week and then feeling really good about their life choices.
- Working during sleeping hours.
- Napping during working hours.
- Sending each other uplifting techcrunch articles
- “Instagram does it this way… but wait Slack does it that way. Ughh no”
- Wondering, who are we? What do we do? every 12 minutes
- Bullshitting themselves and everyone around them until everybody starts believing it and they raise 40 million dollars