Riddle me this❓❗️

introducing the Crypto-Septem Haiku

image from Pixabay

This new poetic riddle form consists of 7 haiku, each contributing clues to an overall secret.

Considering all the clues together the reader may attempt to answer the question, “Who or what am I?”

Please provide your guess in the form of a Haiku.

Good luck!

Crypto-Septem Haiku #1

She felt the heat flush.
Now bright, her once pallid cheeks.
Tragic tube-top fail!

Woo hoo! Suddenly:
Fanta and Cheeto vomit
glaze the Tilt-a-Whirl.

Sven crashed the forklift:
IKEA shirts and bags ruined.
Damned banana peel!

Sweet & Sour Pork!
Among the verdant lilies,
Kermit sits alone.

B.B. King sang out:
“Muddy Waters lives no more!”
Such a soulful tune.

Lilith Lesbians
take the stage in new Levis.
Folk Rock activists.