Barr’s Summaries of History and Literature

Academically Honest Precis of Important Works and Events

Transcribed from the Audio Series narrated by Attorney General William Barr

Coerced by fake news from corrupt, failing journalists the government of France is forced to release Captain Dreyfus based on the mere technicality that he is not guilty.

Anti-Handgun fanatics maintain Lincoln was deliberately shot, when it is far more likely the firearm discharged accidentally while being presented as a gift.

Justice prevails when liberal shyster tries using truth to usurp the tradition of trial by jury.

Radical feminist eco-warrior advocates increasing hunger among children by reducing crop yields.

A quaint artifact that is no longer necessary or relevant. This Declaration of Independence was rendered obsolete immediately once the called-for independence was achieved.

Essential guidance for any aspiring entrepreneur. Of special relevance is Chapter 11.

The book Harriet Beecher Stowe meant to write. However, her words were twisted and distorted by abolitionist extremists into the propaganda tract know as, Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Avocates more sex among monkeys as the path to accelerating human advancement. Largely refuted by Ancient Astronaut theory.

Not to be missed, particularly for those who find themselves, as I once did, unprepared for the serpentine subtleties of Scientology, but still wish to remain arrested at the anal retentive phase of infancy. My Go-To post-indictment gift for White Collar criminals.

I admire Dinesh. He explains things that didn’t exist until he made them up better than anyone else. From him I learned that Hockey is not real if played on Artificial Ice. He works hard and supplements his income by appearing as the female impersonator, Ann Coulter.