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1 min readFeb 5, 2020
Husband: (speaking to wife) My dear, I have just mixed 3 grams of plutonium with some ice cream, swallowed all of it in one spoonful, and expect I have not long to live. Please share with me your feelings in our last moments together.
Wife: So, what you are trying to tell me is that we had ice cream and you had some without asking me if I might like any. You are a selfish, ungracious, oblivious, inept and abysmally inadequate human being.
Husband: I’m a what?
Wife: Don’t try and make this about you.