The Secret to Mitch McConnell’s Savvy Defense of Donald Trump
A Focus Group of Cranky 2nd Graders
Mitch refers to his group as, The Squad. He has relied on this team for most of the basic defensive tactics employed to cover for the crude, cruel, criminal, crass, crazy, creep he works for:
I know you are, but what am I
It was broken when I got here
He hit me back
You didn’t tell me I couldn’t
Jimmy did it
Wasn’t me, I was in the backyard
Dad said I could
They don’t give Report Cards anymore
You can’t punish a 7 year old for that
I did it, but it wasn’t my fault
He broke his promise not to tell anybody about it
I’m late, but I was on time yesterday
That broken bird bath thing again?
My dog ate my subpoena