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The Media Engine of Chaos

Arms Dealing in the Culture War

BJ Campbell
Apr 12, 2018 · 11 min read

As we have recently discovered, these are true things:

There’s no homicide epidemic at all. We are at a historically low plateau of homicide, and when the media trots out it’s “30,000 gun deaths per year” number, they do everything they can to hide the fact that 20,000 of those are suicides, and seven eights of those gun suicides are men. The “gun deaths” problem is actually not much more than a symptom of a larger “men’s health” problem. But nobody knows this, because nobody’s going to march on Washington for men’s health. The feminists certainly won’t do it, because it doesn’t match their privilege narrative, and the men aren’t going to do it because they’d look like crybabies. Which may in fact be related to the suicide thing, in a “toxic masculinity” kind of way. But that’s a different story, for another day.

The story today, is not about homicide, or suicide, or even about guns at all. It’s about the profound reason why nobody knows these true things.

Consider the following quote, by Pulitzer Prize winning political commentator Peggy Noonan, on the state of the media during the 2016 presidential election:

The whole article is a good read, but I’m not convinced that anyone is doing it purposefully. I think they’re doing it, to varying degrees, out of raw necessity, and the whole thing ties back to the evolution of the business model itself. For our case study, let’s use the only numbers I have available, which are mine from Medium.

I posted my first gun policy article on Medium on March 13th of this year, mostly so I didn’t have to copy and paste the same argument repeatedly into the wall of culture-war gun threads I was swimming through on Facebook. It gave me an opportunity to really dig deeply into the numbers, and expose the vicious games of data manipulation I kept seeing over and over in the media. Didn’t think it would get big, but I threw it up onto a subreddit to see if anyone else was interested in reading it. Apparently, a few were.

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Medium has some interesting traffic monitoring features built into its UI, where you can monitor the sources of your traffic. Here’s a snapshot:

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The first day this went up, I linked it to Reddit, on r/libertarian. I figured some of the folks there would find the article ideologically appealing. Then I popped some popcorn.

A day later, other users had cross-posted it to r/skeptic, r/liberagunowners, r/firearms, r/conservative, and r/programming. Six days after that, r/bprogramming. Six days after that, r/TrueReddit, r/conspiracy, and the big one, r/The_Donald.

Don’t blame me, I didn’t post it there.

Watching the Medium statistical pages was fascinating. The article appeared on tumblr, on twitter, on a retired US Navy discussion forum, on java development forums, and even on a discussion website for Furries. Every time it hit another high traffic location, the Facebook number would jump from secondary sharing for a few days after. It traveled through the sphere like vines through a shady yard, occasionally finding a patch of sun in which to flourish and branch out. Or like electrical impulses in a brain.

Please note at this juncture that the drive of the article, is very useful in the culture war, to certain people who have adopted a side in that war.

I wrote some more articles, focused on looking deeply, and visualizing properly, the data behind gun violence in the USA. They did not attack conservative or liberal , but many of them were very critical of the media, and much of that criticism was admittedly leveled against media elements who play to the left.

I won’t bore you with details. The traffic the other articles received varied widely, and came from very different sources. No more Furries though. The best ones got almost no traffic at all. As I explored this, I landed on one conclusion. The more useful the article was for people currently in a culture war argument, the more secondary traffic it got, particularly from Facebook.

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Highly useless conceptual graph without units, but you get the idea

Chasing the Battlefield Cash

What became crystal clear to me, as I watched the traffic around these things develop, is . I’m an entrepreneurial sort of guy. I own a business. I believe in market freedom. Thankfully I’m not some poor sap trying to make a living on Medium. If I really wanted traffic, the formula would not be to do what I was doing, which was building a case for a specific solution to solve a clearly identified problem. The formula would be to identify the highest traffic topic on Facebook, and .

I would craft articles in two forms.

These are the two most common forms of culture war weaponry in employ today, by people on all sides. One is the attack, which undermines someone else’s virtue, and the other is the defense, where you buttress your tower of virtue against attack. They take these forms because virtue is the fundamental quality of a culture. This stuff gets liked and shared far more than anything else.

After I’d written my hypothetical article about whatever the news cycle had chosen to be the crisis of the day, perhaps some 3 AM cocaine bender Trump tweet, I would load up my hypothetical farm of a dozen throw-away accounts on Reddit, (I don’t have one of these, I promise) I’d post the article in five places with five different accounts, and I’d use the throw-aways to upvote it systemically throughout the first two or three hours of it being posted. Then I’d laugh maniacally while I raked in the literal of dollars I’d earn through the Medium Partner Program. Might even be able to afford one reasonable bar tab at the end of the month.

And what would that make me?

It would make me a “journalist.”

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My how things have changed, since George was on the scene.

Day in the Life of a 2018 “Journalist”

Everybody in every commercial media outlet today wakes up, takes a shower, drinks their coffee, and heads to work. And they spend their morning commute, and the time before it, and the time after it, thinking some variation of the same thought. Folks running YouTube channels do the same thing. Facebook addicts do it too. Instagram. Everyone does it. Hell, “how to get more traffic on your Medium articles” is one of the most worn out topics on Medium itself. How meta is that?

When your entire job is to get clicks, and you’ll starve if you don’t get them, you get those damn clicks any way you can. Which means you find the culture war, wherever it’s happening, and you feed it. You feed it argument fodder. You feed it virtue signals. You feed it whatever it needs to keep warring. The modern media have abandoned measured, reasoned thought, and have shifted to a new job.

They are Culture War Arms Dealers.

This article is one of those “Evergreen” articles that bloggers talk about. It’s written in a way that the content won’t expire, and it will forever be relevant, so I’ll still be raking in the fractions of pennies years from now. Pull up the front page of Medium in a second tab, or CNN.com, or Fox News. Count the articles which are either culture war weapons for people to crosspost into Facebook arguments, or are signaling for people to throw on their own feed to out-virtue their friends list. Start watching for these things routinely. Use a wide lens. Make it your Zen Koan. “What is the sound of one finger clicking?” When I pull up Medium’s politics page, a lot of the material could be classified this way. And those authors will get their clicks and make a little money.

This is not a critique of Medium. The Medium model is actually quite fabulous. This is a holistic critique on the entire thing, the combination of technology, markets, drivers, players, individuals, and consumers, who form a continuous gestalt of crazy.

How much do you think Vox makes?

Vox has been kind enough to make their general traffic numbers public, and from that, we can back our way into some of their revenue numbers. In 2016, they got around 4.7 billion views, world-wide, and their gross revenue was around 100 million dollars. That would be two cents per view, which is over ten times what Medium’s paying me. That’s probably not a very reliable way to analyze it, though, because a lot of Vox’s earnings are piped through YouTube as Vox has shifted to video content. It’s all blended and crosslinked.

Let’s acknowledge that two cents per view is a bad number, but let’s stick with it for now on the presumption that other revenue streams also scale with the traffic numbers to which we do have access. Here’s a bad day for Vox:

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Credit: Quantcast. Link above.

They only (hypothetically) grossed $46,337.06 that day. The Superbowl is always a good day:

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Credit: Quantcast. Link above.

That’s $120,650.16 of purely hypothetical gross earnings. God bless football. If we’re keeping track, that’s a 260% differential. These swings are money. The traffic incentive is palpable.

Handwaving Freakoutery

In the strange and erudite fictional lore of Robert Anton Wilson, he speaks of a grand conspiracy of the Illuminati, whereupon the hidden masters of humanity brainwashed the clueless masses to feel emotions of anxiety, fear, and confusion whenever they see the word Fnord in text. They also aren’t able to consciously perceive the word, owing to the specifics of the brainwashing program. This allows anyone within the Illuminati to interject the word into news articles or commercials to prevent the brainwashed masses from evaluating the media content with reason. Be clear, this obviously isn’t real, nor is it original. It was a concept lifted from the Principia Discordia, a goofy religion parody document cooked up by some 1960s San Francisco hippies who were probably partaking of things a bit stronger than craft beer. But the concept is terrifyingly applicable to what’s happening now in the media, in a way that hearkens back to Ole George’s picture above.

Why else would almost everyone believe in a homicide epidemic that isn’t true? Here’s a snapshot of some social media reaction to one of the articles in the series, screen grabbed from Facebook:

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does this look familiar at all?

Fnords perhaps? We have forgotten, as a culture, that the TV isn’t real.

I know a lot of folks who complained about PTSD signs after the 2016 election. This was a real thing, covered extensively. Is it as significant as returning from a Middle Eastern deployment? I doubt it. But that doesn’t mean it’s not real. And it stems entirely from media saturation, continuous exposure to images, words, articles, videos, phrases, and such, for which only one description truly applies, coined by this guy. “Handwaving Freakoutery.”

In some ways, we are experiencing a direct result of a kind of pseudo-George Berkeley style subjective idealist epistemology, which goes like this. A sea change in stimuli has transpired over the last two decades, where less of that stimuli comes from the real world, and more of it comes from our glowing screens, be they phones, computers, or television sets. The Glowing Screen Space is saturated by culture war arms dealing clickmongers making us fear things we shouldn’t and milking our anxieties for clickmoney. And we bang away on our keyboards and phones, like rats in a Skinner box.

We have built our own Operant Conditioning Chamber.

The media is using irrational emotions to manipulate people’s behavior. This isn’t new. It’s been used in marketing and advertising for almost a century. And when an advertisement does it, we know with 100% certainty that it is on purpose. We have been trained to watch for this. Many people think the media today is pushing these anxiety messages on purpose as well, to force a gun control agenda that is divorced from the facts. And some of that may be true.

But the deeper I get into analyzing this this thing, the more I think there’s something wholly new and different going on. I think the media is pushing a lot of this purely because their new revenue modes are attached to anxiety. Creating anxiety is literally their job. It wouldn’t matter what sort of anxiety they create, as long as they create some, because anxiety generates traffic. That drives an evolutionary change in the business model itself. The current profit modes in media delivery reward anxiety mongers. To compete in the media marketplace, they must peddle anxiety or die.

And that is far more terrifying to me than raw media bias. That is a system that will lead to chaos, as it feeds back onto itself, and it cannot be controlled.

Guns are just one issue in an ocean of media behavior that exhibits these qualities. This media behavior crops up on every front, from the environment, to the Middle East, to healthcare. And violence has begun to erupt at the periphery of each of these issues, driven by the freakoutery. Take, for example, the barrage of messaging that Republicans were literally killing people with their Obamacare repeal attempts in June of 2017, prompting some nitwit to show up at a baseball field full of Republicans and start shooting them. Was he crazy, or was he simply Both? His actions were not sane by any objective measure, but they may have seemed completely sane to him, given the world in which he lived, fed to him by his phone. Opinions of Obamacare aside, it should be clear that these sorts of violent boundary cases will multiply as the freakoutery expands.

The media has us on a rail towards chaos and catastrophe. As Voltaire said,

And they’re doing it for the clicks.

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Conscientious objector to the culture war. I think a lot. mirror: www.freakoutery.com writer at: www.opensourcedefense.org beggar at: www.patreon.com/bjcampbell

Handwaving Freakoutery

Culture War Analysis, Media Criticism, and Occasional Esoterica. (also gun math)

BJ Campbell

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Conscientious objector to the culture war. I think a lot. mirror: www.freakoutery.com writer at: www.opensourcedefense.org beggar at: www.patreon.com/bjcampbell

Handwaving Freakoutery

Culture War Analysis, Media Criticism, and Occasional Esoterica. (also gun math)

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